Because walking is such a privilege and all.

What the hell is going on in this place? Serial killers, the usual idiots, people going crazy and now what is-... Is this the circus or is this the circus? Didn't we already have this curse? I know the deities aren't really fresh on originality lately, but Jesus Christ, this is starting to get just a ( Read more... )

So let's talk festivities.

Number one, if anyone tries to make me the ass end of lion or dragon or a dog or whatever, I swear I'll hit you.

Number two, if anyone keeps anymore of those dumpling things to themselves, we're gonna have problems. Sharing is caring, you know.

Number three, and most importantly, who's getting me a good drink? You ( Read more... )